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Forbes: 20 Cash Queens of Music

January 31st 2008 02:13
Forbes 20 richest female Singers


madonna
madonna proving that make up changes a woman



That ultimate of entrepreneurial gossip rags Forbes last week released a list of “Cash Queens of Music”. Again clearly highlighting that the more talent you have the less likely you are to gain excessive wealth in the industry. Just take a look at the horror stories listed.

avril lavigne and Nelly furtado
Avril Lavigne and Nelly Furtado - a long way from the debut album



1. Madonna – 72 Million
2. Barbara Streisand – 60 Million
3. Celine Dion – 45 million
4. Shakira – 38 Million
5. Beyonce – 27 Million
6. Gwen Stafani – 26 Million
7. Christina Aguillera – 20 Million
8. Faith Hill – 19 Million
9. Dixie Chicks – 18 Million
10. Mariah Carey – 13 Million
11. Hillary Duff – 12 Million
12. Avril Lavigne – 12 Million
13. Martina McBride – 12 Million
14. Britney Spears – 8 Million
15. Carrie Underwood – 7 million
16. Nelly Furtado - 7 Million
17. Fergie – 6 Million
18. Jennifer Lopez – 6 Million
19. Sheryl Crow – 6 Million
20. Norah Jones – 5.5 Million

sheryl crowe and Norah Jones
Sheryl Crowe and Norah Jones - Woman who play instruments. What a novel idea.


Geared towards artists who toured or had a new album released between June 2006 and June 2007. This list almost serves as a list of “ Women in music that I despise”, but most aren’t there for there music it the extra endorsement and fashion lines that seem to count.

Madonna at #1 is just downright depressing, one of the worst stage shows I have ever had to sit through and don’t even get me started on the dullness of her studio recordings.

Celine Dion, come on didn’t she go down with an iceberg or start stripping in Vegas? Bouncy is bouncy but I don’t know if her jugs are worth 27 million, it certainly isn’t her vocal skills that got her there.

Proving that bad press is as good as favourable Britney scraped in at #14 despite her lack of lip synching skill and semi retarded choreography moves.

Ending on a positive note it is nice to see Norah Jones, Nelly Furtado and Sheryl Crow slip in, but I can’t help but notice how many fantastic female performers are completely absent.

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Top Australian rockers

January 27th 2008 15:02
Top nine Australian rockers

by Kimmo


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Cat Power

January 24th 2008 00:01
Cat Power


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Cat Power A.K.A Charlyn “Chan” Marshall

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John Mayer

January 19th 2008 08:54
John Mayer blog

By kimmo

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Creedence Clearwater Revival

January 17th 2008 06:09
John Fogerty and Creedence Clearwater Revival

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Creedence aka CCR

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Questlove and Al Green

January 14th 2008 07:48
From Vegan Fish Tacos, comes news that Questlove has produced a new Al Green track, which is available as a download on the original post.

Sure, Al Green had his day back in the 70s, but the brother still packs a punch on my personal track listing. Back when I did a little DJing for cash, I played for a dance organized by a mysterious cult that kept talking about my energy flow. While they were eating, I played an entire Al Green album on low volume and I think the message of the Lord probably drove them a little batty


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Kimmo's top 14 tasty guitar solo's

January 13th 2008 10:47
Kimmo’s top 14 tasty guitar solos
by Kimmo

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This might be a sign of the impending apocalypse, a sign that there's no more room in Hell, forcing the dead to walk the Earth.

Next year, there's going to be a Thriller 25th Anniversary album, featuring MJ's classic songs from one of the most monumental records in music history - all remixed with inevitably forgettable stars-of-the-moment


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Bif Naked diagnosed with Breast Cancer


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Bif Naked

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Ben harper/Lifeline

January 6th 2008 10:11
Ben harper/Lifeline

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